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Trump Orders Border Wall Raised by Two Meters, Citing “Stronger Message” to Deter Crossings

WASHINGTON — During a press conference at the White House on Monday, President Donald Trump announced plans to increase the height of the U.S.-Mexico border wall by an additional two meters, calling the move “a powerful upgrade.”

Speaking from the Rose Garden, Trump emphasized the wall’s role in national security and said the extension would further “cement America’s strength at the border.”

“We’ve built a great wall — people said it couldn’t be done. But I’ve decided it needs to be two meters taller,” the president said. “This sends a clear message: the United States is serious about protecting its territory.”

Trump did not provide details about the funding or timeline, but reiterated that the project would be completed “ahead of schedule and under budget.”

Mexican officials have not yet issued a response to the announcement.


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