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White House Doubles Down: New $6 Trillion Plan Follows Delay of Original Trump Bill

WASHINGTON — In response to prolonged delays in voting on the original Big Beautiful Bill, the Trump administration introduced a new supplemental package Tuesday, dubbed Big Beautiful Bill Two — a bold economic expansion expected to add $6 trillion to the national debt.

Speaking at a press conference outside the White House, President Donald Trump framed the bill as “bigger, better, and more beautiful than ever,” claiming it will “unleash the full power of American greatness.”

“Look, the first Big Beautiful Bill was historic — the best bill maybe ever written,” Trump said. “But they’re taking too long. So we’re adding Big Beautiful Bill Two. Bigger, faster, more powerful — and yes, it’ll raise the debt. But it’ll raise prosperity even more.”


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