U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social

The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials describe the move as a “modern leap into digital democracy.” Critics call it “a recipe for chaos” (Washington Post report).

Voters will cast ballots by liking their preferred candidate’s latest post. Political debates will occur in the comment sections, where moderators will favor users who type in all caps the fastest.

To register, citizens must upload a profile photo and select a personal “favorite conspiracy theory” as a security question. The measure is intended, according to officials, to “enhance user authenticity”.

Concerns remain about access for citizens without smartphones or internet connections. Election planners insist that participation will be nationwide and secure. As a precaution, they have arranged a backup system: if Truth Social fails, the entire election will shift to MySpace.

Many Americans welcome the change, citing convenience. Others warn that moving the nation’s highest office into a social media comment thread might be remembered as democracy’s boldest — or strangest — experiment.