David Brown

Low cost airlines

Low-cost Airlines Now Weigh Travelers Together With Luggage to Ensure “Fair Fares”

Several budget airlines have announced a controversial new policy: passengers and their luggage will now be weighed together before boarding. The measure, according to International Budget Airlines Association representatives, aims to create “a more efficient and fair ticket pricing model.” Under the new system, travelers will step onto industrial-size scales with their carry-ons and checked…

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Truth Social

U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social

The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials describe the move as a “modern leap into digital democracy.” Critics call it “a recipe for chaos” (Washington Post report). Voters will cast ballots by liking their preferred candidate’s latest post. Political debates…

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In Response to U.S. Tariffs, Indian Software Developers Slow Down Coding by 25%

New Delhi – August 7, 2025 — In an unexpected move that blends quiet protest with strategic disruption, a growing number of Indian software developers have reportedly begun to intentionally reduce their coding efficiency in response to the United States’ recent tariff increase on Indian technology imports. Industry insiders say the slowdown amounts to an…

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Bonjour Palestine! France to Build Embassy and €2 Billion Beach Resorts in Gaza

PARIS, July 26, 2025 — France has stunned the world with plans for a dazzling embassy in Gaza and a €2 billion investment in luxury beach resorts, shouting “Bonjour Palestine!” after recognizing Palestine as a state. Dubbed the “Gaza Riviera,” this bold move aims to turn conflict-scarred shores into a French paradise. Israel, surprisingly, welcomes…

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Astronomer CEO Andy Byron Launches ‘Kiss Cam Consulting’ Startup

After his viral kiss cam moment with HR chief Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert on July 16, 2025, former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron is turning infamy into opportunity with “Kiss Cam Consulting.” The startup coaches executives on dodging PR disasters, sparked by Byron’s jumbotron blunder in Boston, where Chris Martin quipped, “Either they’re having…

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