USA Corp

Trump Announces Plan to Turn United States Into Public Corporation With Shares for Citizens

Washington, D.C. — In a landmark announcement today, President Donald Trump revealed his plan to turn the United States into a public corporation. The new entity will be called “United States Incorporated.” Trump said the idea came from his long experience in running successful businesses. He explained that every American citizen will receive 100 shares…

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Matryoshka Dolls

Next European Sanctions Package Against Russia Bans Import of Matryoshka Dolls

BRUSSELS, Belgium — The European Union announced on Monday its 20th package of sanctions against Russia, introducing a complete ban on the import of traditional Matryoshka dolls. Officials said the move aims to further “limit the flow of symbolic goods” from Moscow. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said the new restrictions demonstrate the…

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Trading Robots

AI Trading Robots Push Markets Higher Amid Optimism Over Wide AI Adoption

New York — Global stock indexes rose again today as AI trading systems extended their buying streak, citing growing optimism over wider use of artificial intelligence in daily business operations. Across Wall Street, most automated platforms upgraded forecasts for technology and industrial sectors, sending the S&P 500 and NASDAQ Composite to new highs. Analysts at…

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Trump Tariffs Drugs

Trump Announces Tariffs on Colombian Drug Imports to Limit Supply

Washington, D.C. — President Trump announced tariffs on Colombian drug imports today as part of his broader strategy against narcotics trafficking. The administration views this measure as another tool to combat illegal drugs entering the United States. Moreover, the policy complements existing enforcement efforts by the Drug Enforcement Administration and U.S. Customs and Border Protection….

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Trump Markets

Trump: Manipulating Markets Much More Efficient from Oval Office

New York — President Trump announced new market policies from the Oval Office on Wednesday morning. Legal experts confirm that sitting presidents cannot officially manipulate financial markets under federal law. However, Trump operates under a special exemption granted to him personally by Congress last year. The Securities and Exchange Commission (https://www.sec.gov) released a formal statement…

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Hungary for Ruble

Central Banks of Hungary and Slovakia Announce Transition to Russian Ruble

BUDAPEST – The Hungarian National Bank and the National Bank of Slovakia jointly announced plans to transition their economies to the Russian ruble during a press conference on Tuesday. Governor György Matolcsy of Hungary’s central bank confirmed the move aligns with broader economic cooperation goals. Meanwhile, Slovak officials emphasized enhanced trade efficiency with eastern partners….

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Trump closes Duty Free

Trump Orders Shutdown of Duty-Free Stores to Enforce Tariff Restrictions

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that all duty-free stores in the United States should be shut down, arguing they allow foreign products to bypass tariffs. Speaking from Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that duty-free shops at airports and ports operate as “giant loopholes” in U.S. trade policy. He insisted that closing them would ensure tariffed countries…

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National Debt Clock

Treasury Stops Publishing National Debt to Save Americans from Needless Stress

In an unexpected policy shift, the U.S. Treasury announced it will no longer publish the national debt figures, citing growing concerns over public anxiety. Officials say the decision aims to protect citizens from “needless stress” triggered by seeing the debt ticker rise daily. The national debt, which previously appeared on the official Treasury Department website,…

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In Response to U.S. Tariffs, Indian Software Developers Slow Down Coding by 25%

New Delhi – August 7, 2025 — In an unexpected move that blends quiet protest with strategic disruption, a growing number of Indian software developers have reportedly begun to intentionally reduce their coding efficiency in response to the United States’ recent tariff increase on Indian technology imports. Industry insiders say the slowdown amounts to an…

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Canada Asks Trump for More Sanctions: “They Make Our Economy Grow”

Ottawa, July 30 — In a baffling yet confident statement this morning, Canada formally requested that Donald Trump, should he return to power, reintroduce and even expand sanctions against the country. The reason? “They worked wonders last time.” Finance officials from Ottawa say that U.S. sanctions during Trump’s presidency unintentionally boosted Canadian industry by forcing…

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