Himba Pride

After Recognizing Palestine, Australia Formally Declares Himba Tribe a Sovereign State

CANBERRA – Days after officially recognizing the State of Palestine, the Australian government has surprised the international community by granting sovereign state status to the Himba people of northern Namibia. Foreign Minister Penny Wong announced the decision during a press briefing at Parliament House, calling it “a bold step in cultural diplomacy.” According to Wong,…

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Alaska For Russia

Make Alaska Russian Again’: Demonstrators Rally in Anchorage for Return to Moscow Rule

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Approximately 200 demonstrators gathered outside the Alaska State Capitol on Saturday, waving Russian flags and demanding the immediate “return” of Alaska to Moscow’s control. The rally marks a dramatic shift for Alaska’s independence movement, which traditionally sought complete sovereignty rather than reunification with Russia. “We’ve been American for 157 years, and look…

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Truth Social

U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social

The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials describe the move as a “modern leap into digital democracy.” Critics call it “a recipe for chaos” (Washington Post report). Voters will cast ballots by liking their preferred candidate’s latest post. Political debates…

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Canada Asks Trump for More Sanctions: “They Make Our Economy Grow”

Ottawa, July 30 — In a baffling yet confident statement this morning, Canada formally requested that Donald Trump, should he return to power, reintroduce and even expand sanctions against the country. The reason? “They worked wonders last time.” Finance officials from Ottawa say that U.S. sanctions during Trump’s presidency unintentionally boosted Canadian industry by forcing…

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Trump About European Tour: “The Golf Fields Were Fantastic – The Countries, Not So Much”

SCOTLAND / FRANCE / GERMANY – After a whirlwind European tour, U.S. President Donald Trump offered his most detailed public assessment to date — not of diplomacy, policy, or global affairs, but of European golf course conditions. “The greens in Scotland? Immaculate. France? A bit snooty, but decent bunkers. Germany? Too efficient. Felt like I…

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Trump Offers Russia “Most Powerful Weapon” After Call With Putin: “He’s a Good Guy”

WASHINGTON — In a stunning statement made during an impromptu press briefing on Wednesday, former President Donald Trump announced his intention to support Russia in its war against Ukraine, citing a recent “very beautiful” phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin. “Vladimir’s a strong leader, very smart — a good guy, really,” Trump told reporters…

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