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Trump Eyed for Nobel Peace Prize Over End of Global Tariff War

OSLO — A growing number of international analysts are speculating that U.S. President Donald Trump could be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize — this time not for brokering Middle East agreements or summit theatrics, but for what experts are calling the “informal resolution of the Global Tariff War.”

According to sources close to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Trump’s decision to stop tweeting about tariffs, combined with his apparent loss of interest in economic policy altogether, has been interpreted as a “de-escalation breakthrough.”

“Peace doesn’t always come through treaties,” said Lars Holstad, a senior fellow at the Institute for Economic Diplomacy in Oslo. “Sometimes it’s just about shutting up long enough for markets to calm down.”

Supporters argue that Trump’s self-declared “victory” over unfair trade practices — achieved largely through tweetstorms, unilateral tariffs, and surprise G7 walkouts — created what one economist called “a chaotic path to stability.”

When asked about the potential nomination, Trump responded: “Many people are saying I deserve it. Obama got one for doing nothing. I ended the tariff war. The world is very thankful. Tremendously thankful.”

The Nobel Committee declined to confirm any candidate names but acknowledged “a wide field of creative nominations this year.”


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