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Eternal Rulers Club: China, Russia, India Launch “League of Dictatorship States”

BEIJING — Leaders from China, Russia, and India gathered in Beijing to announce the creation of a new alliance, informally dubbed the “League of Dictatorship States.” Officials at the summit said the group’s purpose is to secure their governments from U.S. influence and extend personal authority indefinitely.

Xi Jinping outlined the organization’s core principles during his keynote address. “Eternal leadership ensures stability,” the Chinese president explained while standing beside a 12-foot golden statue of himself. “Term limits represent chaos and inefficiency.” Russian President Vladimir Putin added that the league would guarantee “eternal stability” for member nations. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi stood alongside them, declaring that strong leadership should not be “timed by electoral cycles.”

Critics inside and outside the region argue that the league is designed less for stability and more for consolidating elite control. Supporters, however, framed it as a defensive measure against what they described as “foreign interference.”

The league seeks new members soon. Brazil shows interest. South Africa may follow.


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