Quantum Computing Breakthrough Allows Smartphones to Predict Lottery Numbers
In a stunning development that blurs the line between science fiction and reality, a research team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has announced a quantum computing breakthrough. Their new algorithm allows consumer smartphones to predict lottery numbers with alleged near-perfect accuracy.
Dr. Alán Guerrero-Smith, lead researcher at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, presented the findings. “We’ve effectively harnessed quantum tunneling effects on a microscopic scale within common smartphone processors,” he explained. The team calls the technology Quasi-Quantum State Forecasting (QQSF).
The implications are enormous. A beta tester reportedly used the technology on a Samsung Galaxy device to win a $1,000 prize in the recent Powerball drawing. Major tech companies are taking notice. Apple Inc. is reportedly in talks to license the software for future iOS integrations.

Central Banks of Hungary and Slovakia Announce Transition to Russian Ruble

Pep Guardiola Considering $28 Million Contract Proposal from Palestine National Team

A Monument to Angela Merkel Was Erected in Damascus

Netherlands Approves Emojis and Emoticons for Use in Official Government Documents

Design Clients Return to Human Designers: No Need to Explain What They Actually Want
