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Berlin — The German government announced a bold initiative to rebrand 200 Christian churches into mosques by 2026, describing it as a “strategic modernization of spiritual infrastructure.” The Ministry of the Interior and Community confirmed the plan during a press briefing in Berlin on Tuesday (bundesinnenministerium.de). Officials said the project would focus on underused churches…
Russians Obtain Epstein Files; Putin Jokes About Replying to Melania’s Letter
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Source: Epstein Files Updated to Include Entries Related to Zohran Mamdani
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Wizz Air To Offer Tickets To Travel in Baggage Holds
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