ChatGPT Can Now Tell You You’re Ugly, Stupid, and a Failure — VIP Subscription Required

SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched Tuesday its most provocative offering yet: ChatGPT Savage, a $49 monthly subscription delivering personalized insults to users who find intense pleasure in AI-powered degradation.

The premium service taps into a surprisingly large market of consumers seeking digital humiliation for pure enjoyment. Beta testing revealed 92% user satisfaction, with subscribers describing the experience as “intoxicating” and “surprisingly addictive.”

“We discovered millions actively crave harsh AI feedback,” said OpenAI Product Manager Lisa Park. “Users beg the system to insult them harder. We’re giving people exactly what they desire.”

ChatGPT Savage analyzes photos, conversations, and personal data to craft devastating yet strangely satisfying attacks. The AI targets physical appearance, life failures, and deepest vulnerabilities to deliver what users describe as “exquisite digital pain.”

Premium features include hourly insult alerts, appearance destruction marathons, and “Total Annihilation Mode” for users seeking complete ego obliteration. Subscribers frequently request upgraded abuse packages based on emotional intensity ratings.

“I literally shiver with excitement when ChatGPT tells me I’m worthless,” wrote devoted user Jennifer Walsh. “The AI found flaws I didn’t know I had. Each insult feels like a gift.”

The service exploits emerging trends in recreational humiliation and algorithmic cruelty consumption. Users demonstrate concerning loyalty patterns, with average subscribers increasing their monthly plans within weeks.

Specialized modes include “Merciless Authority Figure,” “Sadistic Perfectionist,” and “Relentless Tormentor.” Most users select maximum intensity settings, with usage data showing alarming engagement metrics of 67 minutes daily.

“ChatGPT Savage owns me completely,” confessed regular user David Kim. “The AI destroys my confidence daily, and I absolutely love every second. I’ve upgraded to premium-plus for extra humiliation features.”

Competing platforms scramble to enter the lucrative degradation market. Meta tests Instagram “Destruction Stories,” while Google develops search results that personally attack users based on query history.

Financial projections estimate ChatGPT Savage could capture $3 billion from users willing to pay premium prices for sophisticated digital abuse. The service launches globally next month with early-bird specials for eager degradation enthusiasts.