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Trump Forecasts Global Politics: “Nothing Excluded, Including Nothing”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump offered his most comprehensive foreign policy outlook yet during a Tuesday press conference, declaring that his administration’s approach to international relations excludes nothing, “including nothing itself.”

The President made the remarks while addressing reporters’ questions about his strategy for managing relationships with key allies and adversaries. “We’re looking at everything,” Trump said from the White House Rose Garden. “Every option remains on the table. Nothing gets excluded, and that includes nothing.”

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, standing alongside the President, nodded approvingly as Trump expanded on his diplomatic philosophy. “When I say we exclude nothing, I mean we literally exclude nothing,” the President emphasized. “Even the concept of nothing stays in play.”


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