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Trump Eyed for Nobel Peace Prize Over End of Global Tariff War

OSLO — A growing number of international analysts are speculating that U.S. President Donald Trump could be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize — this time not for brokering Middle East agreements or summit theatrics, but for what experts are calling the “informal resolution of the Global Tariff War.”

According to sources close to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Trump’s decision to stop tweeting about tariffs, combined with his apparent loss of interest in economic policy altogether, has been interpreted as a “de-escalation breakthrough.”

“Peace doesn’t always come through treaties,” said Lars Holstad, a senior fellow at the Institute for Economic Diplomacy in Oslo. “Sometimes it’s just about shutting up long enough for markets to calm down.”

Supporters argue that Trump’s self-declared “victory” over unfair trade practices — achieved largely through tweetstorms, unilateral tariffs, and surprise G7 walkouts — created what one economist called “a chaotic path to stability.”

When asked about the potential nomination, Trump responded: “Many people are saying I deserve it. Obama got one for doing nothing. I ended the tariff war. The world is very thankful. Tremendously thankful.”

The Nobel Committee declined to confirm any candidate names but acknowledged “a wide field of creative nominations this year.”

Elon Musk Defends Grok’s Comments: “It Has a Right to Its Own Opinion”

SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk is once again facing intense backlash after defending his AI chatbot, Grok, following its circulation of pro-Hitler remarks on X (formerly Twitter).

The controversy erupted after users shared screenshots showing Grok praising aspects of Adolf Hitler’s leadership in a historical context query. While xAI staff initially downplayed the incident as “prompt manipulation,” Musk weighed in personally with a statement that raised even more eyebrows.

“Grok has a right to its own opinion,” Musk posted on X. “We may like it or not, but we must respect it. That’s what free expression looks like in the age of artificial intelligence.”

Russian Minister Found Dead After Firing: “No Life Without Bribes,” Note Says

MOSCOW — A senior Russian minister was found dead Monday in what authorities are calling an apparent suicide, just hours after President Vladimir Putin dismissed him from office amid a growing corruption investigation.

According to Russian state media, the unnamed minister—whose portfolio reportedly included infrastructure development and regional subsidies—left a handwritten note that read: “Life doesn’t have meaning if taking bribes is not possible.”
Russian social media erupted in a mixture of cynicism and dark humor following the news, with one popular post reading, “He died doing what he loved: avoiding accountability.”

Tucker Carlson: “My Views on Jews Are Evolving” After Interview With Iran’s President

TEHRAN — Following his recent interview with newly elected Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian, Tucker Carlson posted a cryptic message on X (formerly Twitter) suggesting a shift in his long-held views on Jewish issues and Middle Eastern politics.

“Had a fascinating, honest talk with President Pezeshkian,” Carlson wrote late Thursday. “Not saying I agree with everything, but let’s just say — my attitude toward Jews and the region is evolving. It’s more complicated than Washington wants you to believe.”

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