USA Corp

Trump Announces Plan to Turn United States Into Public Corporation With Shares for Citizens

Washington, D.C. — In a landmark announcement today, President Donald Trump revealed his plan to turn the United States into a public corporation. The new entity will be called “United States Incorporated.” Trump said the idea came from his long experience in running successful businesses. He explained that every American citizen will receive 100 shares…

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Lincoln Bathroom

Donald Trump Presents Design for New Lincoln Bathroom

Washington, D.C. — President Donald Trump revealed his latest architectural proposal at the White House this morning. He unveiled designs for a new Lincoln Bathroom modeled after ancient Roman bathing facilities. The project aims to modernize the historic 16 Executive Avenue building while honoring classical architectural traditions. Trump collaborated with renowned architect Robert A.M. Stern,…

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Trump Tariffs Drugs

Trump Announces Tariffs on Colombian Drug Imports to Limit Supply

Washington, D.C. — President Trump announced tariffs on Colombian drug imports today as part of his broader strategy against narcotics trafficking. The administration views this measure as another tool to combat illegal drugs entering the United States. Moreover, the policy complements existing enforcement efforts by the Drug Enforcement Administration and U.S. Customs and Border Protection….

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Trump Markets

Trump: Manipulating Markets Much More Efficient from Oval Office

New York — President Trump announced new market policies from the Oval Office on Wednesday morning. Legal experts confirm that sitting presidents cannot officially manipulate financial markets under federal law. However, Trump operates under a special exemption granted to him personally by Congress last year. The Securities and Exchange Commission (https://www.sec.gov) released a formal statement…

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Trump Predicts

Trump Forecasts Global Politics: “Nothing Excluded, Including Nothing”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump offered his most comprehensive foreign policy outlook yet during a Tuesday press conference, declaring that his administration’s approach to international relations excludes nothing, “including nothing itself.” The President made the remarks while addressing reporters’ questions about his strategy for managing relationships with key allies and adversaries. “We’re looking at everything,”…

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Trump closes Duty Free

Trump Orders Shutdown of Duty-Free Stores to Enforce Tariff Restrictions

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that all duty-free stores in the United States should be shut down, arguing they allow foreign products to bypass tariffs. Speaking from Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that duty-free shops at airports and ports operate as “giant loopholes” in U.S. trade policy. He insisted that closing them would ensure tariffed countries…

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