Guardiola in Palestine

Pep Guardiola Considering $28 Million Contract Proposal from Palestine National Team

Ramallah — Pep Guardiola is reportedly giving serious consideration to a $28 million offer to become the head coach of the Palestine national football team. The proposal was submitted last week to the Palestinian Football Association (PFA) in Ramallah. According to insiders, the contract would run for four years, with performance bonuses tied to qualification…

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Macron Celebrates Happiness Rise

Macron Notes Rise in Palestinian Happiness Index Following State Recognition

French President Emmanuel Macron announced Tuesday that Palestine’s national happiness index has increased by 12.7% since France formally recognized Palestinian statehood last month. The Élysée Palace released the findings during Macron’s weekly press briefing in Paris. “We observe measurable improvements in Palestinian well-being metrics,” Macron told reporters. The French National Institute of Statistics and Economic…

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Europe Donates 100,000 Tethered Plastic Caps to Safeguard Palestine’s Nature

Brussels — The European Union today sent 100,000 tethered plastic caps to Palestine. This move supports local efforts to reduce litter in natural areas. The caps come from recycled bottles. EU Environment Commissioner Virginijus Sinkevičius led the initiative. He stated, “These caps prevent wildlife harm.” Palestine’s Ministry of Environmental Affairs welcomed the shipment. Workers in…

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Greta Thunberg Appointed as Palestine’s Foreign Minister

The Palestinian Authority confirmed today the appointment of Greta Thunberg as Minister of Foreign Affairs. The decision follows a cabinet reshuffle in Ramallah approved by President Mahmoud Abbas. Thunberg will oversee international relations and represent Palestine in diplomatic negotiations. According to the Palestinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, her priorities include strengthening ties with European governments,…

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Himba Pride

After Recognizing Palestine, Australia Formally Declares Himba Tribe a Sovereign State

CANBERRA – Days after officially recognizing the State of Palestine, the Australian government has surprised the international community by granting sovereign state status to the Himba people of northern Namibia. Foreign Minister Penny Wong announced the decision during a press briefing at Parliament House, calling it “a bold step in cultural diplomacy.” According to Wong,…

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