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Young Americans Complain ChatGPT Isn’t Delivering Profits as Expected

August 7, 2025 — New York

A growing number of young Americans are voicing frustration with the financial returns they expected from using ChatGPT. Once seen as a tool to unlock easy income through content creation, business automation, and side hustles, the AI chatbot is now facing backlash from users who say the hype hasn’t matched reality.

Social media platforms like TikTok and Reddit are seeing a rise in complaints. Posts feature users claiming they invested hours learning prompts, launching AI-powered blogs, and experimenting with dropshipping—only to see little or no profit.

“I thought I’d be making passive income by now,” said 22-year-old Jake Thompson, who spent three months building an affiliate site using AI tools. “Instead, I’m just stuck in a loop of tweaking prompts and watching traffic trickle in.”

Analysts say the disillusionment stems not from the tool itself but from inflated expectations. “People assume AI will replace effort,” said tech strategist Dana Ellis. “But AI is a tool, not a business model.”

Despite the noise online, usage of ChatGPT remains high. OpenAI has not commented on the trend, but continues to promote responsible and creative applications of its technology.

For now, the dream of AI-fueled wealth remains just that—for many, a dream still waiting to pay off.

In Response to U.S. Tariffs, Indian Software Developers Slow Down Coding by 25%

New Delhi – August 7, 2025 — In an unexpected move that blends quiet protest with strategic disruption, a growing number of Indian software developers have reportedly begun to intentionally reduce their coding efficiency in response to the United States’ recent tariff increase on Indian technology imports.

Industry insiders say the slowdown amounts to an estimated 25% increase in development time for equivalent software projects contracted by U.S.-based firms. The action, while unofficial and uncoordinated at the national level, is gaining traction among freelance developers and small-to-medium outsourcing firms frustrated by the economic implications of the tariffs.

“This isn’t about sabotage,” said an unnamed senior developer at a Bengaluru-based outsourcing firm. “It’s about expressing dissatisfaction with policies that directly affect our livelihood. If our work is taxed more heavily, our effort will adjust accordingly.”

The U.S. imposed a series of new tariffs last month on a range of imported digital services and software tools from India, citing what officials described as “competitive imbalances in the technology sector.” The move has been widely criticized in India’s IT circles, where outsourcing remains a key pillar of the country’s export economy.

Industry analysts note that the slowdown, if it spreads, could lead to project delays, rising costs, and increased uncertainty for American businesses relying on Indian developers for code delivery.

“This is a form of passive resistance,” said Shruti Mehra, a technology policy analyst at the Indian Institute for Global Economics. “By stretching delivery timelines, developers are indirectly highlighting how integral their work is to global tech operations — especially in the U.S.”

It remains to be seen how American firms will respond. Some companies may attempt to shift operations to other countries, while others may push for a resolution at the policy level to avoid further disruption.

In the meantime, Indian developers appear to be sending a clear message: if their code is going to cost more, it might take longer, too.

Apple Announces iPhone 18 Will Be Fully Identical to iPhone 17

Cupertino, CA — In a bold move described by some as “philosophically minimalist,” Apple has officially announced that the upcoming iPhone 18 will be completely identical to its predecessor, the iPhone 17.

“We’ve decided not to change a single thing,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook during the keynote address. “Why improve what is already perfect? Or at least expensive?”

Analysts confirm that the iPhone 18 will feature the same dimensions, same processor, same camera, and even the same packaging—though the sticker on the box will now read “18” instead of “17.”

Customers can expect no upgrades, no surprises, and no confusion. “It’s a phone. It works. Let’s not overthink it,” Cook added, to thunderous applause from an audience largely made up of marketing executives and exhausted developers.

The only real difference? The price tag—now $50 higher, “to reflect inflation, loyalty, and the font redesign in Settings.”

Early reviews are in: “It feels exactly like my iPhone 17,” said one beta tester. “And somehow, I still want it.”

Aviation Commission Mandates Helmets on Flights After Dangerous Turbulence Incident

WASHINGTON / OSTENDE — In a groundbreaking safety measure, the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) has issued a new mandate requiring passengers to wear helmets during flights, citing rising incidents of turbulence-related injuries.

The decision follows a recent incident aboard Delta Air Lines Flight DL56 from Salt Lake City to Amsterdam, which encountered severe turbulence over Wyoming, resulting in 25 passengers hospitalized and several crew injured. Experts point to an alarming rise in clear-air turbulence, now 55% more frequent than in the late 20th century, due to climate change–related jet stream instability.

ICAO officials argue that helmets offer added protection beyond seatbelts. While experts already recommend keeping belts fastened, head injuries remain a significant risk—especially when unbelted passengers or cabin crew are thrown into overhead bins or aisles. Citing research from the Australian Transport Safety Bureau showing properly-fitted helmets can reduce head trauma in low-level aviation accidents, ICAO said the move represents the next logical step for wide-body jets.

Beginning January 2026, all international carriers will be required to distribute lightweight, impact-resistant helmets to passengers at seat decks. Airlines must also train flight crews to assist in proper helmet fitment and explain their use during turbulence announcements. The ruling encourages development of compact helmets, possibly integrated into seat headrests or overhead compartments.

Critics, however, were swift to voice concerns. Airline executives cited logistical nightmares, increased boarding time, and passenger resistance. A representative for the U.S. Airline Pilots Association called the idea “well-intentioned but surreal.”

Canada Asks Trump for More Sanctions: “They Make Our Economy Grow”

Ottawa, July 30 — In a baffling yet confident statement this morning, Canada formally requested that Donald Trump, should he return to power, reintroduce and even expand sanctions against the country. The reason? “They worked wonders last time.”

Finance officials from Ottawa say that U.S. sanctions during Trump’s presidency unintentionally boosted Canadian industry by forcing local innovation, reducing imports, and strengthening national pride.

“Frankly, we’re better off when he’s angry,” said Deputy Finance Minister Sylvain Roy. “The last round of tariffs triggered a manufacturing boom, a tech surge, and an unexpected increase in maple syrup sales.”

A confidential memo leaked from the Prime Minister’s office reportedly refers to Trump as “Canada’s most effective unintentional economic advisor.”

In response, Trump was said to be “strongly considering it,” telling a small crowd at his golf course in Doral:

“They want sanctions? I’ll give them the best sanctions they’ve ever seen. You’ll be begging for regular trade again. Nobody sanctions better than me. Ask China.”

Canada’s new economic strategy, nicknamed “Operation Thank You, Donald,” includes a toolkit of passive-aggressive policies designed to provoke Trump:

  • Quietly removing ketchup from hotel menus in Alberta
  • Broadcasting French-dubbed versions of Fox News into Michigan
  • Naming a Halifax landfill “Trump Ridge”

Parliament has also debated issuing Trump Tariff Bonds to raise money from future rounds of U.S. economic punishment.

Meanwhile, Trudeau declined to comment but was seen smiling while drinking an imported Diet Coke — one of the few U.S. products still surviving the last trade war.

Economists remain divided. Some say Canada is playing a dangerous game. Others believe it’s a rare moment of diplomatic jiu-jitsu: using a geopolitical rival’s ego to fund national growth.

One thing is clear — as one MP put it,

“If Trump wins, we’d like front-row seats. And higher import taxes, please.”

Trump About European Tour: “The Golf Fields Were Fantastic – The Countries, Not So Much”

SCOTLAND / FRANCE / GERMANY – After a whirlwind European tour, U.S. President Donald Trump offered his most detailed public assessment to date — not of diplomacy, policy, or global affairs, but of European golf course conditions.

“The greens in Scotland? Immaculate. France? A bit snooty, but decent bunkers. Germany? Too efficient. Felt like I was being watched by Merkel from the trees,” Trump said during a rally in Florida. “Frankly, these countries have a lot of problems — but the golf is world-class.”

When asked whether he had any meetings with European leaders, Trump responded, “I spoke with a few caddies. Very insightful people. Better conversations than I ever had with Macron.”

Sources say the trip was originally billed as a “policy tour,” but insiders confirm Trump spent 92% of his time on various fairways, rating sand traps and critiquing clubhouse menus. “The schnitzel in Bavaria? Tremendous. But the flags were blowing the wrong direction — probably rigged.”

While European officials remain silent, the European Golf Federation issued a joint statement: “We appreciate the president’s attention, though we ask that next time he books a tee time like everyone else.”

Bonjour Palestine! France to Build Embassy and €2 Billion Beach Resorts in Gaza

PARIS, July 26, 2025 — France has stunned the world with plans for a dazzling embassy in Gaza and a €2 billion investment in luxury beach resorts, shouting “Bonjour Palestine!” after recognizing Palestine as a state. Dubbed the “Gaza Riviera,” this bold move aims to turn conflict-scarred shores into a French paradise. Israel, surprisingly, welcomes the plan, with officials saying, “We’re thrilled for croissants next door—peace through pastries!”

The initiative includes direct charter flights from Paris to Gaza via Cairo, with “Peace Class” champagne service for tourists and diplomats alike. French Riviera-style resorts will line the coast, designed by Provencal architects and offering sunset camel rides, non-alcoholic wine tastings, and a La Promenade de Résistance for evening strolls under drones.

At the center will stand L’Ambassade Bleu, a 5-star hotel doubling as the French Embassy, where foreign policy will be conducted in flip-flops. Guests can relax at the Reconciliation Wave Pool or enjoy a massage while discussing regional security.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu praised the initiative:
“Finally, someone is investing in Gaza’s infrastructure—preferably far away from our borders. We look forward to welcoming French tourists… as long as they don’t bring any ‘unfriendly souvenirs’ back.”

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron Launches ‘Kiss Cam Consulting’ Startup

After his viral kiss cam moment with HR chief Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert on July 16, 2025, former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron is turning infamy into opportunity with “Kiss Cam Consulting.” The startup coaches executives on dodging PR disasters, sparked by Byron’s jumbotron blunder in Boston, where Chris Martin quipped, “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy.” Kiss Cam Consulting offers $10,000 workshops like “Jumbotron Evasion Tactics” and an AI tool, “CamGuard,” to alert clients of incoming cameras. X users are split, with @TechMemeLord calling it “peak capitalism” and others mocking the price. With $2M in seed funding, Byron aims to expand into “concert etiquette audits.” Astronomer, now led by interim CEO Pete DeJoy, declined to comment.

Europe Hits 75°C: City Now Inhabited Exclusively by Tardigrades

EUROPE – In what experts are calling “the final boss of climate change,” a new temperature record of 75°C (167°F) was recorded in the once-thriving city of San Calorico, now officially uninhabited by humans — and reportedly home to only tardigrades.

Local authorities confirmed that all human, animal, and infrastructure systems failed last Tuesday after thermometers “melted into the asphalt” and birds spontaneously combusted mid-air. Emergency responders evacuated the last remaining residents — two sunburned retirees and a journalist from the BBC — who were found attempting to rehydrate using air fryer condensation.

The only remaining lifeforms? Tardigrades, microscopic extremophiles known for surviving outer space, nuclear fallout, and now, European summer.

“We’ve declared San Calorico a biological reserve,” said Dr. Sven Müller, climate biologist. “It’s a miracle — or a warning from God. Probably both.”

European Commission officials are reportedly considering reclassifying the region as a “non-Earth-compatible zone,” while local tourism boards are rebranding it as “The Sahara of the North.”

When reached for comment, a UN climate negotiator simply wept and offered reporters a glass of boiling Evian.

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