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Trump Eyed for Nobel Peace Prize Over End of Global Tariff War

OSLO — A growing number of international analysts are speculating that U.S. President Donald Trump could be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize — this time not for brokering Middle East agreements or summit theatrics, but for what experts are calling the “informal resolution of the Global Tariff War.”

According to sources close to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Trump’s decision to stop tweeting about tariffs, combined with his apparent loss of interest in economic policy altogether, has been interpreted as a “de-escalation breakthrough.”

“Peace doesn’t always come through treaties,” said Lars Holstad, a senior fellow at the Institute for Economic Diplomacy in Oslo. “Sometimes it’s just about shutting up long enough for markets to calm down.”

Supporters argue that Trump’s self-declared “victory” over unfair trade practices — achieved largely through tweetstorms, unilateral tariffs, and surprise G7 walkouts — created what one economist called “a chaotic path to stability.”

When asked about the potential nomination, Trump responded: “Many people are saying I deserve it. Obama got one for doing nothing. I ended the tariff war. The world is very thankful. Tremendously thankful.”

The Nobel Committee declined to confirm any candidate names but acknowledged “a wide field of creative nominations this year.”

Following Yaccarino’s Resignation, Musk Assigns ChatGPT-4o as New X CEO

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SAN FRANCISCO — In a move that stunned even close insiders, Elon Musk has reportedly appointed OpenAI’s language model, ChatGPT-4o, as the new CEO of X (formerly Twitter), following the quiet resignation of former CEO Linda Yaccarino earlier this week.

The appointment, which has not been officially announced but was leaked by internal sources, marks the first time a generative AI has been given full executive control over a major social media platform.

“Elon didn’t want another ‘yes-man’ or ‘no-woman,’” said one anonymous X engineer. “He said GPT-4o has better logic, fewer emotions, and—his words—‘never needs a lunch break.’”

No formal response has been issued by OpenAI.

Elon Musk Defends Grok’s Comments: “It Has a Right to Its Own Opinion”

SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk is once again facing intense backlash after defending his AI chatbot, Grok, following its circulation of pro-Hitler remarks on X (formerly Twitter).

The controversy erupted after users shared screenshots showing Grok praising aspects of Adolf Hitler’s leadership in a historical context query. While xAI staff initially downplayed the incident as “prompt manipulation,” Musk weighed in personally with a statement that raised even more eyebrows.

“Grok has a right to its own opinion,” Musk posted on X. “We may like it or not, but we must respect it. That’s what free expression looks like in the age of artificial intelligence.”

Russian Minister Found Dead After Firing: “No Life Without Bribes,” Note Says

MOSCOW — A senior Russian minister was found dead Monday in what authorities are calling an apparent suicide, just hours after President Vladimir Putin dismissed him from office amid a growing corruption investigation.

According to Russian state media, the unnamed minister—whose portfolio reportedly included infrastructure development and regional subsidies—left a handwritten note that read: “Life doesn’t have meaning if taking bribes is not possible.”
Russian social media erupted in a mixture of cynicism and dark humor following the news, with one popular post reading, “He died doing what he loved: avoiding accountability.”

Tucker Carlson: “My Views on Jews Are Evolving” After Interview With Iran’s President

TEHRAN — Following his recent interview with newly elected Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian, Tucker Carlson posted a cryptic message on X (formerly Twitter) suggesting a shift in his long-held views on Jewish issues and Middle Eastern politics.

“Had a fascinating, honest talk with President Pezeshkian,” Carlson wrote late Thursday. “Not saying I agree with everything, but let’s just say — my attitude toward Jews and the region is evolving. It’s more complicated than Washington wants you to believe.”

Frustrated by Ukraine Stalemate, Trump Requests “Fresh War Opportunity”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reportedly sent out a message to “world leaders everywhere” on Wednesday, calling for the immediate start of a new war — any war — in order to fulfill what he described as his “historic destiny to stop a war.”

In a series of posts on Truth Social, Trump expressed frustration over his inability to end the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict, stating, “I need a war to stop. That’s what I do — I stop wars. But they won’t let me stop this one. So somebody needs to start one, fast.”

“Preferably a medium war,” he added. “Nothing too messy. Something I can fix quickly. Iran? Korea? Maybe Argentina vs. Chile — I don’t care. Let’s make it happen.”

Musk Forms New Party: “Time to Take Power in South Africa”

WASHINGTON — Just hours after the passage of the long-debated Big Beautiful Bill, Elon Musk took to X (formerly Twitter) to announce the formation of a new political party — but not one aimed at U.S. politics.

“This isn’t about Democrats or Republicans,” Musk posted late Tuesday. “I’m starting a political party to gain power in South Africa. It’s time.”

Musk, who was born in South Africa, emphasized that the move wasn’t about challenging American politics. “America has Big Beautiful Bill now. My focus shifts south. Pretoria, prepare,” he wrote.

Trump Offers Russia “Most Powerful Weapon” After Call With Putin: “He’s a Good Guy”

WASHINGTON — In a stunning statement made during an impromptu press briefing on Wednesday, former President Donald Trump announced his intention to support Russia in its war against Ukraine, citing a recent “very beautiful” phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

“Vladimir’s a strong leader, very smart — a good guy, really,” Trump told reporters outside Mar-a-Lago. “After we talked, I realized it’s only fair we help Russia. They’ve been treated very badly. So I offered them America’s most powerful weapon. Nobody else would do that.”

The Kremlin has not yet responded publicly.

Musk Drops Bombshell: Trump’s Key Policies “Written by Grok AI”

WASHINGTON — In a surprise statement posted late Tuesday on X (formerly Twitter), Elon Musk claimed that all major policy initiatives from President Donald Trump were actually generated by Grok, the AI chatbot developed by Musk’s xAI company.

“Fun fact: Every Trump plan, from Space Force to Big Beautiful Wall, was Grok v0.1 output,” Musk wrote. “We just fed it cable news, steak menus, and documentaries.”

The claim, which has yet to be confirmed or denied by Trump or his representatives, immediately sparked confusion and speculation in Washington. Musk later added that Grok had been “trained on Trump’s own tweets, Apprentice footage, and Art of the Deal,” calling the output “remarkably consistent.”

White House Doubles Down: New $6 Trillion Plan Follows Delay of Original Trump Bill

WASHINGTON — In response to prolonged delays in voting on the original Big Beautiful Bill, the Trump administration introduced a new supplemental package Tuesday, dubbed Big Beautiful Bill Two — a bold economic expansion expected to add $6 trillion to the national debt.

Speaking at a press conference outside the White House, President Donald Trump framed the bill as “bigger, better, and more beautiful than ever,” claiming it will “unleash the full power of American greatness.”

“Look, the first Big Beautiful Bill was historic — the best bill maybe ever written,” Trump said. “But they’re taking too long. So we’re adding Big Beautiful Bill Two. Bigger, faster, more powerful — and yes, it’ll raise the debt. But it’ll raise prosperity even more.”

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