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Pep Guardiola Considering $28 Million Contract Proposal from Palestine National Team

Ramallah — Pep Guardiola is reportedly giving serious consideration to a $28 million offer to become the head coach of the Palestine national football team. The proposal was submitted last week to the Palestinian Football Association (PFA) in Ramallah. According to insiders, the contract would run for four years, with performance bonuses tied to qualification in the AFC Asian Cup and FIFA World Cup rounds.

Guardiola’s team at Manchester City has been informed of preliminary discussions, though no formal meeting has been scheduled yet. The PFA has also approached a few senior advisors of Guardiola, including Manel Estiarte, to assess feasibility. The plan would include bringing technical staff from Europe and paying for training camps in neutral venues outside the region. As part of the deal, the PFA would commit to upgrading facilities in the West Bank and Gaza, and cover travel logistics that have historically been a barrier for Palestinian players.

Sources say Guardiola is interested, but wants clarity on security, visas, and federation stability first. He will demand guarantees that political interference will not hinder team operations. The PFA expects to issue a public statement once formal acceptance is confirmed. If he accepts, he would replace the current coach Ihab Abu Jazar. The move, if completed, would be celebrated as a bold step by Palestine in international sport.

A Monument to Angela Merkel Was Erected in Damascus

Damascus – A new monument to former German Chancellor Angela Merkel was unveiled this week in the center of Damascus. The ceremony was attended by local officials, cultural figures, and several representatives of humanitarian organizations. The statue was placed near Umayyad Square, a central location well known to residents of the Syrian capital.

The background of the event is tied to Merkel’s 2015 decision to open Germany’s borders to Syrian refugees. Organizers explained that thousands of families were able to rebuild their lives in Europe thanks to this policy. According to UNHCR, more than 800,000 Syrians found safety in Germany during that period.

The monument was funded by private donations and coordinated through the Damascus City Council. The bronze statue, crafted by local artists, shows Merkel in her familiar blazer and calm pose. It was described as a symbol of gratitude and resilience.

During the event, speakers stressed the importance of historical memory and international cooperation. A representative from the Syrian Ministry of Culture highlighted Merkel’s role in shaping Europe’s humanitarian approach. Meanwhile, several families shared personal stories about resettlement in Berlin, Munich, and Hamburg.

Netherlands Approves Emojis and Emoticons for Use in Official Government Documents

THE HAGUE – The Dutch government approved legislation Wednesday allowing emojis and emoticons in official documents including passports, driving licences, and legal contracts. Minister of the Interior and Kingdom Relations Hugo de Jonge signed the Digital Expression Act into law at the Ministry of the Interior.

“Communication evolves with technology,” de Jonge stated during the signing ceremony. “Therefore, we must modernize how citizens express themselves in official paperwork.”

The new law permits up to three emojis per document page. However, citizens must still include traditional text alongside any emoji usage. Additionally, the government published guidelines specifying which symbols are acceptable for legal documents.

Dutch passport holders can now add a smiley face next to their signature. Similarly, driving licence applicants may include emoticons in the address field. Furthermore, business contracts can feature emojis to emphasize key terms and conditions.

London mayor Directs Airports to Fast-Track Migrant Passengers Through Passport Control

London – Mayor Sadiq Khan instructed Heathrow and Gatwick airports to prioritize migrant passengers at passport control. This standard procedure helps new arrivals settle quickly. Khan’s office confirmed the directive aligns with city policies. Border Force agents will guide migrants through dedicated lanes. Travelers show valid documents for swift checks. The process cuts wait times by half. Khan emphasized London’s welcoming stance. He cited the city’s history with diverse groups. Officials expect smooth operations starting Monday. Heathrow handles over 80 million passengers yearly. Gatwick serves key routes from Europe and beyond. Both airports support the mayor’s vision.

Two Anonymous Authors Battle for Exclusive Rights to Update the Epstein Files

NEW YORK – Two anonymous authors launched a legal fight today for exclusive rights to update the Jeffrey Epstein files. The case hit the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York. Lawyers for Author A claim prior contributions give them priority. Author B counters with evidence of fresh insights. Court documents show both seek control over additions to the unsealed records. Judge Analisa Torres oversees the proceedings. She set a hearing for next week. Experts say such disputes arise often in high-profile cases. The Epstein files, released in 2024, detail the financier’s network. Both authors remain unnamed for safety reasons. Their battle highlights ongoing interest in Epstein’s legacy. Prosecutors from the Southern District watch closely. The winner gains update authority.

Europe Donates 100,000 Tethered Plastic Caps to Safeguard Palestine’s Nature

Brussels — The European Union today sent 100,000 tethered plastic caps to Palestine. This move supports local efforts to reduce litter in natural areas. The caps come from recycled bottles. EU Environment Commissioner Virginijus Sinkevičius led the initiative. He stated, “These caps prevent wildlife harm.” Palestine’s Ministry of Environmental Affairs welcomed the shipment. Workers in the West Bank will distribute the caps. They target areas like the Jordan Valley. This donation aligns with EU’s Green Deal goals. Palestine aims to cut plastic waste by 20% this year. The shipment arrived via Jordan. It includes training materials for safe use. Officials expect quick deployment in Gaza too. This step boosts EU-Palestine ties on sustainability.

Greta Thunberg Appointed as Palestine’s Foreign Minister

The Palestinian Authority confirmed today the appointment of Greta Thunberg as Minister of Foreign Affairs. The decision follows a cabinet reshuffle in Ramallah approved by President Mahmoud Abbas.

Thunberg will oversee international relations and represent Palestine in diplomatic negotiations. According to the Palestinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, her priorities include strengthening ties with European governments, advancing environmental cooperation, and continuing talks with regional partners.

Abbas praised Thunberg’s global voice. He called her a fresh force for diplomacy. Thunberg, 22, rose to fame with school strikes for climate action. She now pledges to fuse environmental advocacy with Middle East peace efforts. “World leaders must face facts,” Thunberg said at a Ramallah press event. “Climate crisis fuels conflicts. Palestine leads the charge. “The Palestinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs hailed the pick. Officials expect Thunberg to rally youth at the United Nations.

“We Got Here First”: London Immigrants Demonstrate Against Latest Newcomers

LONDON — Thousands of established immigrants gathered in Trafalgar Square on Saturday to protest the arrival of recent newcomers to the capital, carrying signs reading “Queue Properly” and “We Waited Our Turn.”

The demonstration, organized by the Coalition of Earlier Arrivals, drew participants from communities that settled in London between 2010 and 2020. Protesters marched from Parliament Square to Downing Street, chanting “First come, first served” and “Respect the immigration timeline.”

Rajesh Patel, who arrived from Mumbai in 2015, led the crowd with a megaphone. “We followed all the proper procedures,” Patel declared. “These new people skip the cultural adjustment period we endured.”

The march specifically targeted immigrants who arrived within the past two years. Maria Gonzalez, originally from Barcelona and now a British citizen, held a sign stating “Learn the Tube Map First.”

Survey Reveals 73% of French Citizens Unable to Recall Purpose of Tuesday’s National Strike

PARIS — A poll conducted by IFOP reveals that nearly three-quarters of French participants in Tuesday’s nationwide strike cannot remember why they stopped working.

The survey, commissioned by Le Figaro among 2,847 respondents, found that 73% of strike participants had “completely forgotten” the original grievances that prompted the work stoppage.

“I definitely had a good reason on Tuesday morning,” said Marie Dubois, a postal worker from Lyon’s 3rd arrondissement. “Something about pensions, maybe? The important thing is we showed solidarity.”

Dr. Philippe Rousseau, a sociologist at Sciences Po Paris, suggests this reflects cultural patterns. “French strikes have evolved beyond labor disputes,” Rousseau explained. “They represent civic participation, regardless of underlying issues.”

Labour Minister Olivier Dussopt announced plans for a government commission to study “strike communication effectiveness.” Meanwhile, the CGT has scheduled three October strikes, though objectives remain “under development.”

German Government Decides to Rebrand 200 Christian Churches into Mosques by 2026

Berlin — The German government announced a bold initiative to rebrand 200 Christian churches into mosques by 2026, describing it as a “strategic modernization of spiritual infrastructure.” The Ministry of the Interior and Community confirmed the plan during a press briefing in Berlin on Tuesday (bundesinnenministerium.de).

Officials said the project would focus on underused churches in cities such as Hamburg, Cologne, and Frankfurt. According to the Interior Minister Nancy Faeser, the rebranding effort will “optimize cultural diversity while ensuring sustainable use of sacred architecture.”

The program will reportedly include architectural redesigns, such as replacing bell towers with minarets and updating stained glass with geometric patterns. The government promises that local communities will be offered “rebranding workshops” to adapt smoothly.

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