Low cost airlines

Low-cost Airlines Now Weigh Travelers Together With Luggage to Ensure “Fair Fares”

Several budget airlines have announced a controversial new policy: passengers and their luggage will now be weighed together before boarding. The measure, according to International Budget Airlines Association representatives, aims to create “a more efficient and fair ticket pricing model.” Under the new system, travelers will step onto industrial-size scales with their carry-ons and checked…

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Truth Social

U.S. Announces 2028 Presidential Election to Be Hosted Exclusively on Truth Social

The Federal Election Commission announced today that the 2028 U.S. presidential election will take place entirely within the Truth Social app. Officials describe the move as a “modern leap into digital democracy.” Critics call it “a recipe for chaos” (Washington Post report). Voters will cast ballots by liking their preferred candidate’s latest post. Political debates…

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In Response to U.S. Tariffs, Indian Software Developers Slow Down Coding by 25%

New Delhi – August 7, 2025 — In an unexpected move that blends quiet protest with strategic disruption, a growing number of Indian software developers have reportedly begun to intentionally reduce their coding efficiency in response to the United States’ recent tariff increase on Indian technology imports. Industry insiders say the slowdown amounts to an…

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Aviation Commission Mandates Helmets on Flights After Dangerous Turbulence Incident

WASHINGTON / OSTENDE — In a groundbreaking safety measure, the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) has issued a new mandate requiring passengers to wear helmets during flights, citing rising incidents of turbulence-related injuries. The decision follows a recent incident aboard Delta Air Lines Flight DL56 from Salt Lake City to Amsterdam, which encountered severe turbulence…

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Canada Asks Trump for More Sanctions: “They Make Our Economy Grow”

Ottawa, July 30 — In a baffling yet confident statement this morning, Canada formally requested that Donald Trump, should he return to power, reintroduce and even expand sanctions against the country. The reason? “They worked wonders last time.” Finance officials from Ottawa say that U.S. sanctions during Trump’s presidency unintentionally boosted Canadian industry by forcing…

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