The Palestinian Authority confirmed today the appointment of Greta Thunberg as Minister of Foreign Affairs. The decision follows a cabinet reshuffle in Ramallah approved by President Mahmoud Abbas. Thunberg will oversee international relations and represent Palestine in diplomatic negotiations. According to the Palestinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, her priorities include strengthening ties with European governments,…
LONDON — Thousands of established immigrants gathered in Trafalgar Square on Saturday to protest the arrival of recent newcomers to the capital, carrying signs reading “Queue Properly” and “We Waited Our Turn.” The demonstration, organized by the Coalition of Earlier Arrivals, drew participants from communities that settled in London between 2010 and 2020. Protesters marched…
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump offered his most comprehensive foreign policy outlook yet during a Tuesday press conference, declaring that his administration’s approach to international relations excludes nothing, “including nothing itself.” The President made the remarks while addressing reporters’ questions about his strategy for managing relationships with key allies and adversaries. “We’re looking at everything,”…
In a stunning development that blurs the line between science fiction and reality, a research team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has announced a quantum computing breakthrough. Their new algorithm allows consumer smartphones to predict lottery numbers with alleged near-perfect accuracy. Dr. Alán Guerrero-Smith, lead researcher at the MIT Computer Science and Artificial…
PARIS — A poll conducted by IFOP reveals that nearly three-quarters of French participants in Tuesday’s nationwide strike cannot remember why they stopped working. The survey, commissioned by Le Figaro among 2,847 respondents, found that 73% of strike participants had “completely forgotten” the original grievances that prompted the work stoppage. “I definitely had a good…
Berlin — The German government announced a bold initiative to rebrand 200 Christian churches into mosques by 2026, describing it as a “strategic modernization of spiritual infrastructure.” The Ministry of the Interior and Community confirmed the plan during a press briefing in Berlin on Tuesday (bundesinnenministerium.de). Officials said the project would focus on underused churches…
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix has unveiled a new feature called the “Skip Show” button, allowing subscribers to bypass entire series in a single click. The streaming giant claims the tool is designed for viewers who “want the cultural benefits of binge-watching without the time commitment.” The announcement was made on Netflix’s official newsroom (about.netflix.com)…
Hollywood, CA – The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has issued a directive which requires the next James Bond actor to be a disabled lesbian woman. This move aims to secure Oscar eligibility for future films in the franchise. Sources close to the production confirm the change. Producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G….
BRUSSELS — The European Commission has authorized an emergency purchase of office paper after Russian drones crossed into Polish airspace this week. Officials said the additional supplies will ensure the EU can continue issuing formal protest notes at “full capacity.” The decision followed late-night discussions at the Berlaymont building. A Commission spokesperson admitted that existing…
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that all duty-free stores in the United States should be shut down, arguing they allow foreign products to bypass tariffs. Speaking from Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that duty-free shops at airports and ports operate as “giant loopholes” in U.S. trade policy. He insisted that closing them would ensure tariffed countries…
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